Diddly Squat: Home to Roost: From Sunday Times bestselling author and Grand Tour presenter

Date:

Share post:


Price: $10.49
(as of Nov 10, 2024 00:47:26 UTC – Details)


It’s been another memorable year on Diddly Squat Farm – will the chickens finally come home to roost?

—-
Welcome back to Clarkson’s Farm.

So, that went well . . .

The spring barley crop failed.
Just like the oil seed rape.
And the durum wheat.
Then the oats turned the colour of a hearing aid and the mushrooms went mouldy.
Farming sheep, pigs and cows was hardly more lucrative. Jeremy would be better off trying to breed ostriches.

But in the face of uncooperative weather, the relentless realities of the agricultural economy, bureaucracy, a truculent local planning department and the world’s persistent refusal to recognise his ingenuity and genius, our hero’s not beaten yet. Not while the farm shop’s still doing a roaring trade in candles that smell like his knacker hammock, he isn’t.

On the face of it, the challenges of making a success of Diddly Squat are enough to have you weeping into your (Hawkstone) beer, but misery loves company and in girlfriend Lisa, Farm Manager Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald his Head of Security Jeremy knows he’s got the best. And it’s hard for a chap to feel too gloomy about things when there’s a JCB telehandler, a crop-spraying hovercraft and a digger in the barn.

Because as a wise man* once said, ‘there’s no man alive who wouldn’t have fun with a digger . . .’
*Jeremy

Number 1 Sunday Times bestseller, October 2024

ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0CY868CM7
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Penguin (October 24, 2024)
Publication date ‏ : ‎ October 24, 2024
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 37445 KB
Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Print length ‏ : ‎ 154 pages
Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ 0241728193

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

Related articles

Almost Award Winning Christmas Carols Holiday Hilarity by Don: Holiday Hilarity by Don Allison

Price: (as of - Details) How, you may ask, are these almost award-winning Christmas carol...

Amazing Facts Every 10 Year Old Needs to Know: A hilarious illustrated book of trivia, the perfect boredom busting alternative to screen time for...

Price: (as of - Details) Bursting with fascinating facts for impressing friends, parents, grandparents and...

The Mosquito Coast

Price: (as of - Details) AN APPLE ORIGINAL SERIES FROM APPLE TV+ STARRING JUSTIN THEROUX, SEASON...

The Rising (Star Saga Book 2)

Price: (as of - Details) In the thrilling second book of this Space Opera series,...